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Do we all need to worry about dementia? My computer thinks I do...
taking a break this summer
Jeanette Thomas
Aug 9, 20242 min read


Clearly, a fairy tale:
Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Cul-de-Sac: A family of two queens and two princesses moved from the Land of Lakes and Cakes to a...
Jeanette Thomas
Jul 11, 20244 min read


As promised: IUD's
IUD for period control and birth control
Jeanette Thomas
Jun 7, 20248 min read


Back to gynecology...
Progesterone birth control for period management
Jeanette Thomas
May 22, 20247 min read


Why I don’t hate becoming my mother:
Cuz we’re supposed to, right? It’s the cultural stereotype, daughters conflict with their mothers and whine about it. There’s a...
Jeanette Thomas
May 8, 20244 min read


Dear Friend,
I wish that I weren’t writing this to you. Everyone is hoping and praying that this is benign, that surgery goes well, that you will...
Jeanette Thomas
Apr 24, 20245 min read
Would you rather?
We’ve all played it as a hypothetical game, right? Would you rather touch a dead rat for five minutes, or lick your dog’s poop for a...
Jeanette Thomas
Apr 15, 20247 min read


Not every horror story on the internet is going to happen to you:
hormones for treating periods, not just preventing pregnancy
Jeanette Thomas
Apr 11, 20244 min read


Dr. J’s completely made-up alphabet of birth control options:
A doctor's advice on birth control options
Jeanette Thomas
Apr 2, 20244 min read


If you give your house a cookie...
It will know you got some money, somewhere, and entropy will ensue. In residency, we were paid every 2 weeks. This meant that a few times...
Jeanette Thomas
Mar 28, 20244 min read


we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming...
Elegy for my generation: I’m no poet, so that’s a lie. But I’m not ready for my generation to be the one dying, to contemplate our...
Jeanette Thomas
Mar 15, 20243 min read


Progesterone only pills, AKA mini-pill, AKA now approved for OTC use:
Great news. As women in the US lose more bodily autonomy, this is a step forward. Nothing is perfect. Some links below to help, both...
Jeanette Thomas
Mar 5, 20242 min read


Retreats and Cabins
Minnesota has > 10,000 lakes. The Minnesota dream for many is a cabin getaway. When you are semi-comfortable in life, you find a lake...
Jeanette Thomas
Feb 28, 20244 min read


Not your mom’s gyno visit—a Top 10 guide:
Bonus: 11 items in the top 10 guide. My title isn’t meant to be a trigger, and I’m sorry if it is for you. I know that not everyone has...
Jeanette Thomas
Feb 22, 20247 min read


Not your mom's gyno visit
—queer and curious edition: First of all, my title isn’t meant to be a trigger, and I’m sorry if it is for you. I know that not everyone...
Jeanette Thomas
Feb 13, 20248 min read


Sorry for the delay, I had to #GJWW5...
Dear B: Congratulations!!! You’re pre-med. I hated it when I told doctors that I wanted to be one of them, and all I heard were negative...
Jeanette Thomas
Feb 2, 20246 min read


The futile discourse between opinion and fact:
Kid one: “did you hear Mom’s super awkward conversation?” Kid two: “what now?” Me: “I was at a Covid superspreader event, but...
Jeanette Thomas
Jan 12, 20244 min read


Streaks and Recents vs Resolutions
All of Gen Z, prepare to cringe as I butcher the use of these terms. You’ve been warned. I still don’t understand the concept of streaks...
Jeanette Thomas
Jan 3, 20243 min read


Advent calendars and the Problem of Patiently Waiting:
It started with Legos. That’s a lie. It started with Playmobil, given to me by a dear friend. It was used, but that didn’t matter. The...
Jeanette Thomas
Dec 19, 20234 min read


Medication lamentations, in three parts:
Part three: lifesaving injections: I’m thinking of two different injectable medications that can be lifesaving. Anyone can give...
Jeanette Thomas
Dec 6, 20232 min read
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